Double 12! Hilarious & Crazy Taobao Sellers are Online!

Source: JobTube, Arianna J., Freya W., Josh B.

Today is December 12th, AKA the Double 12, one of the three main shopping festivals in China. It seems many people have just built their six pack from laughing at the hilarious photos posted by Double 11 buyers, and now the Double 12 sellers couldnt wait to strengthen these muscles by uploading their wild promotion photos, which is called "seller show".

Children are the Best Models

1. Stockings

Wondering how strong my products are?
Look at this! Inside its my son! My own son! What are you guys waiting for? Place your order! Now!!!

2. Anti-falling-off mosquito net

Yeah, yeah, I pushed my son, and its not nice, but look at him! Pretty safe huh? It holds mine; it holds yours, come on!!!

Reality Show

1. Prom Dress

A foreign girl found a shop that sold prom dresses and wedding dresses, so she asked for real photos rather than stock photos and the seller sent her these of him trying them on.

So, does anyone want to know the store link?

2. Costume of Hela. 

Sending stock photos is barely called service. As a decent seller, Im obliged to put them on with proper makeup! Now you know how youll look like in it!

How Strong are These?

You know what, here comes our philosophy, the load-bearing strength cant be said but shown, in person!

1. Fancy hooks

75KG seller VS 90KG seller

See, it holds men, with a beer belly or not! Well-dressed or half-naked!

2. Clothesline poles

This is definitely not just for hanging clothes, its also for you in clothes! Buy this and build your own gym at home!

3. Let me, excuse me!

Let us show you how safe our selves are!

4. A man wants to select a child's cot for his beloved daughter...

To convince the loving dad its 100% safe for his baby girl, the seller sends him this!

5. Buyer: Excuse me, what is the length, width and height of your shelf?

Seller: Ah, look! Its five-shoulder high, and about 1.5 meters wide!

Tough-guy Selling

1. Looking for some fishing gear? You came to the right man! Look at my powerful swings! Perfect gear! Buy one get one free! 

No, no! Not two sets of gears! You buy my fishing rod; I teach you passionate fishing! Come on! Life is short, what are you waiting for!!

2. Portrait infringementOh man, its just PS!

What is Portrait infringement? I dont know what you are talking about, you know I dont have a lawyer cousin! Its just me, a diligent seller trying to provide some real good stuff with the help of my self-taught PS tricks. Are these models superstars? Maybe! Have they indeed put these on? Perhaps! Come on, just follow the trend! Buy it NOW!

Angelababy, Chinese star

Korean super stars

Fan Bingbing, Chinese star

Series of Otherwise-I-Eat-Shit

1. Guarantee on authenticity
b sh zhngpn, w ch sh: If it's not authentic, Ill eat shit.

2. Guarantee on quality
zhling b ho, w ch sh: If the quality is not good, I eat shit.

Series of Otherwise-I-Marry-You

There are also some beauty sellers present the goods and themselves in the posters and guarantee that if you are not satisfied with my products, I will marry you!

w ji gi nI will marry you!

So, the question is, what if many people feel unsatisfied at the same time?

For the salesmen, it seems tough but not so complicated, just go for it but, for the ladies, seriously, you have a backup plan?

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